Not Friendly Do Not Touch Cotton T-Shirt
Not Friendly Do Not Touch Cotton T-Shirt
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Not Friendly Do Not Touch Cotton T-Shirt
DESCRIPTION
DESCRIPTION
Built for Real Life
A soft, smooth 100% combed cotton tee with a clean fit and everyday comfort.
- Classic everyday fit
- True-to-size US sizing
- 100% combed cotton
- Soft, smooth fabric for all-day comfort
- Durable print designed to stay sharp
- Tagless interior for added comfort
- Ribbed collar that helps keep its shape
- Double-needle stitching for durability
- Machine wash cold
DELIVERY & RETURNS
DELIVERY & RETURNS
- Shipping: Free standard shipping on orders $59+ to supported destinations.
- Processing: Orders are processed within 3–5 business days.
- Delivery: United States: 7–14 business days; other supported destinations: 7–20 business days. See our Shipping Policy for country-specific estimates.
- Returns: 30-day returns and exchanges on eligible items.
View our Shipping Policy and Return Policy for full details.
Men's Cotton T-Shirts
| US Size | Chest | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 38.5" / 98 cm | 27" / 68 cm |
| M | 41" / 104 cm | 28" / 71 cm |
| L | 45.5" / 116 cm | 29.5" / 75 cm |
| XL | 49" / 124 cm | 30.5" / 78 cm |
| 2XL | 51" / 130 cm | 32" / 81 cm |
| 3XL | 53.5" / 136 cm | 33" / 83 cm |
Size Notes
- Measurements may vary by 0.5–1 inch due to manual measurement.
- If you are between sizes, we recommend choosing the larger size for a more relaxed fit.
Shape-Holding Collar
Keeps its clean fit wash after wash, with a tagless neck label for irritation-free comfort.
Soft, Breathable Cotton
All-day comfort with a broken-in feel from the first wear.
Built to Last
Reinforced hems and stitching made to handle everyday wear.
Fit is great—finally a shirt that's actually built for a bigger guy and doesn't fit like skin-tight spandex. Will buy more.
Took 31 days for delivery I will never order from this company and will let other buyers know about my transaction
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This is the kind of shirt I throw on for the garage, the store, or a cookout. Comfortable, fits right, and has just enough attitude without trying too hard.
The design looks sharp in person. I was worried the print might look cheap, but it doesn't. Shirt feels soft and the fit is right on.
The shirt came in looking just like the pictures. Nice cotton feel and the print looks clean. Took a little longer to get here than I expected, but I'm happy with the purchase.
good fit, good fabric, good print. I'd buy another one from this store. It feels like a real cotton shirt, not one of those thin throwaway tees.
This shirt says exactly what I'm thinking most days. The quality is better than the usual cheap online tee. Neckline feels good, sleeves fit right, and the print looks tough.
Good everyday tee. I wear it with jeans or work pants on the weekend. The print gets a reaction, but it's not overdone. Comfortable enough to wear all day.
I've ordered a lot of graphic tees over the years and some are thin or shrink after one wash. This one feels heavier and better made. Washed it once so far and the fit stayed good.
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Bought this mostly because the saying fits my personality a little too well. My wife laughed the first time I wore it. Comfortable shirt, good print, and it feels like it'll hold up.
Ordered my usual size and it fit just right. Not too tight, not boxy. The tagless neck is a nice touch too. I've worn it a few times already and it still looks good.
I'm not usually big on flashy shirts, but this one has the right attitude. Simple, funny, and the quality is better than expected. The fabric feels sturdy but still comfortable.
The shirt itself is great. Soft cotton, good fit, and the print looks clean. Shipping took a little longer than I hoped, but once it arrived I was very happy with it.